Mar 9 2010

Timeless

Yoni

Fashioned after the last laugh faction’s obsession with obsession, we continue with the Great Mediocrity, which is somewhere between Comedy and Tragedy, a sign of the times.

We praise the catapult, yet scorn the flame it cannons. Marionettes and pendulums. Dark days and torchlight.

Lords and ladies wait outside the apothecaries thatch, anxious.

A beggar’s cauldron is no blacker. Silence is universal.


Mar 7 2010

Route 66

Yoni

It’s the same lonely stretch of road, ignoring scenic overlooks
The smell of tar and fumes, where the not so distant future passes by unoticed
Tire fires burn at the horizon, where the vultures circle
To stave off the end for another night or
Times a charm til dem bad tings come
Shifting isn’t changing stated plainly over drums
What shall we overcome today? I gave peace a chance, but at 17 I let it all F-F-Fade away
Sad sad state, in the last leg of the race, face first on the pavement when I fell from grace
Will is never free
Freedom is costly
Cost benefit analysis suggests we already lost it
No more, no less than the depths of my last breath
Unearthing verses til there’s nothing else left
DIG DEEP…


Mar 5 2010

Pita To Pate: Dinkytown Gets A Botox Injection

Yoni

Pita To Pate: Dinkytown Gets a Botox Injection, is the first installment of the Work In Regress series. “A Work In Regress,” illustrates specific examples of social gentrification in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Gentrification is a mixed blessing, a Catch 22, a double-edged sword. This series focuses on how geographical gentrification effects social morale in local counter-culture. The core concept being, “Less is More.”

~Pita To Pate: Dinkytown Gets A Botox Injection~

Every college campus has one. A disturbingly similar layout of CD re-sale shops, corporate burrito joints, and under-age bars line the 3 square blocks allotted to the 50,000 students enrolled at the University of Minnesota (Twin Cities). Welcome to Dinkytown, not your average campus adjacent land of markups. You can have a fine cocktail in the laid back, neo-Parisian Kitty Cat Klub, bask in the ornate decor and multi-level dining of the Loring Pasta Bar, or see national and regionally touring bands at the truly gorgeous (and notoriously hard to work with) Varsity Theater. White tablecloth dining has also arrived in Dinkytownwith the establishment of the quaint Kafe 421. I went on a lovely and endearingly awkward quasi-date to Kafe 421. We both had veal for the first time, our shared dark secret. The food was tasty, the service was good. The place has an air of class without pretension. Overall, a pleasant addition to the wealth of cool places to spend your hard earned financial aid.

A mere 10 years ago this was not the case. Cheap Chinese, and fast food prevailed. The only place to see or play music was the Library Bar, which catered mostly to the drunk and pasty.

Kafe 421Kafe 421 sits in the shell of the infamous Bon Appetit. “The Bone a.k.a. Bon App” was a campus institution for cheap eats. I nearly got them to put my regular order, “The Yoni Special,” on the chalkboard menu. I figured out I could get a veggie sandwich with fresh avocado and garlic sauce, fries and a small soda for $5.00 even, after tax. A steal for a dorm dweller like myself.


Pleasure Pause, Monday madness 1998

PP Bon AppIt was 1998 when the lovely and lanky counter-girl come drum + bass fanatic DJ Gilmer convinced the lovable, post-Rockwellian, Lebanese owner (and keeper of the secret sauce) to get a special permit to allow DJs to play records in the tiny smoke-filled backroom. “Musique Du Jour,” became the first weekly event, and the first step toward the triumphant and fleeting DIY music mecca to come. Soon came the hippies for funk/improv trio Pleasure Pause on Mondays and stoney mid-western  hippy-hoppers, 4:20 All-Stars on Wednesdays. Underground Hip Hop heads were soon to follow.

Left to Right: Deitrich, Big Zach (of Kanser), DJ Syrum (of Leroy Smokes); Co-founders of groundbreaking Hip Hop showcase Headspin

Left to Right: Deitrich, Big Zach (of Kanser), DJ Syrum (of Leroy Smokes); Co-founders of groundbreaking Hip Hop showcase Headspin

“Headspin Sundays,” at Bon Appetit was the longest running Hip Hop showcase of its time. This was well before the Hip Hop renaissance that befell Minneapolis in recent years. To give you an idea of the times, I attended a warehouse party that very winter where Slug of Atmosphere, and Eyedea of Eyedea and Abilities headlined for a whopping guarantee of $50! (–footnote– ***A friend recently offered Atmosphere $25,000 to perform at a music and camping event at Harmony Park, a private 3,000 person outdoor venue in southern Minnesota. They declined.***) Atmosphere, Brother Ali, E+A, Odd Jobs, DJ K-Salaam, and many more who would eventually grace the national stage used this as a proving ground to hone their skill and persona.

It ran smoothly for nearly a year, until a small scuffle that happened to  involve some younger people of color was used as the Dinkytown Business Association’s long awaited and undeniably racially motivated excuse to yank the cardboard from beneath Headspin.

These were the days of exactos and glue sticks, Kinko’s and Xerox. 3 dollar cover charges, and second-hand smoke. There was no twitter, no My-Face, no text message spam, I didn’t even have an email address. It was DIY, community built, grassroots fed….FUN! The cover charges barely paid for the Emcees (Rappers) drink tabs. It manifested organically, on its own volition, and was birthed out of necessity. We needed to Rap. We needed to listen to Rap. We needed a place to listen to Rap. It was that simple.

Now, there is everything from Jazz to Emo any night of the week, in every grade of venue. Inch thick layers of glossy color posters mummify every lamp post, cleverly designed to seem like they’re promoting a larger touring act.

Venues like the Dinkytowner (now R.I.P. as well) kept the underground vibe alive and it became home to many an Emcee on the “Come-Up,” as it were. Here is the paradox: I don’t want to hang out in a

divey basement with 7 foot ceilings when there are nicer places around the corner. Nicer dives even. Yet when I sit sipping a fine single malt and water, watching art-folk-electronica in my Euro-shoes, I quietly miss the days of yore. With so many options, what impetus is there to Do-It-Yourself?

Continued Reading:

~A great story from music journalism main-stay Peter

Scholtes, published in City Pages in 1999 on the sordid details of Headspin’s demise

Related Video:

A crap-tastic band I don’t remember, playing at Bon Appetit in 2001, at least you get a feel for the-one-step-above-a-garage-charm the place had.

Feb 3 2010

Winter Tour With Jon Wayne and The Pain

Yoni

Quoting Jon Wayne…

“This is the first Major tour Jon Wayne & The Pain has done with Yoni. You might remember Yoni from one of the best selling live Reggae albums ever, Matisyahu’s “Live At Stubbs”. JWP will be backing Yoni for the entirety of this tour going through 8 US States. Hope to see you at one of the shows!”

January, 30 2010 09:00 PM – Cabooze – Healing Records Winter Show
917 Cedar Ave, Minneapolis, Minnesota 55404 – $7

February, 2 2010 09:00 PM – Aquarium
226 Broadway, Fargo, North Dakota 58102 – $6

February, 3 2010 09:00 PM – Crosstown Lounge
308 Demers Ave., Grand Forks, North Dakota 58201 – 5$

February, 4 2010 09:00 PM – The Evil Olive
1435 E. Villard St, Dickinson, North Dakota 58601 – 5$

February, 5 2010 09:00 PM – Zebra Cocktail Lounge
321 E Main St, Bozeman, Montana 59715 – $5

February, 6 2010 09:00 PM – Reef
105 S 6th St, Boise, Idaho 83702 – 5$

February, 9 2010 09:00 PM – Elbo Room – W/ Antioquia
647 Valencia St., San Francisco, California 94014 – $7

February 10 9:00PM – The Mint – W/Steve Molitz of Particle and Mark Joesph 6010 W Pico Blvd, Los Angeles, California 90035 – 10$

February, 12 2010 09:00 PM – Los Cabos Cantina
20702 Lake Forest Dr, Lake Forest, California 92630 – free

February, 13 2010 09:00 PM – King Neptunes
17115 Pacific Coast Hwy, Sunset Beach, California 90742 – 5$

February, 16 2010 09:00 PM – Cervantes Masterpiece Ballroom – W/Slaughter House Rootz
2637 Welton St, Denver, Colorado 80205 – $5

February, 17 2010 09:00 PM – Green Light Tavern
227 N Santa Fe Ave, Pueblo, Colorado 81005 – 5

February, 18 2010 09:00 PM – Zoo Bar – W/ Cornerstone Dub
136 N 14th St, Lincoln, Nebraska 68508 – 5$

February, 19 2010 09:00 PM – Peoples Court
216 Ct Ave, Des Moines, Iowa 50309 – $10

February, 20 2010 09:00 PM – Tanners – W/ T.U.G.G. The Limns, & Phocus
730 S Railroad St., Appleton, Wisconsin 54136 – $12